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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

No go.
No way
Thumbs down again.
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Still no good