What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No way

Thumbs down again.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Rikishi calls for WWE writers to be fired for botching Jey Uso’s world title run - Cageside Seats

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Why is Keir Starmer and the Labour Party calling for a cease fire in the Middle East? Is it in response to Lord Alli and his payments?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Google, Meta and Snap think this tech is the next big thing - CNN

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Rare Red Sprites Captured Lighting up the Tibetan Night Sky Like Jellyfish-Shaped Firework - My Modern Met

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

I discovered the 5 plants that moles hate, to stop them from causing havoc in my backyard - Homes and Gardens

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Still no good

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?